Chipmunk vs. Squirrel

It doesn’t matter if you live in the city, the ‘burbs, or the country – squirrels are everywhere. You can’t swing a cat without hitting a squirrel, sometimes literally since one of their favorite pastimes seems to be running into the road and then losing their furry little minds. I do my darndest to never harm a living creature, but squirrels make it difficult. Kenn affectionately refers to me as the Squirrel Bellower for my tendency to yell at both the squirrels who are in the road unable to make a decision as to how to proceed and the ones beside the road trying to decide whether or not they should go for it.

As suicidal as Southern squirrels tend to be, we decided during last year’s road trip that Northeastern squirrels were even worse; they like to dart in front of you at the absolute last second. We even saw a few running across the interstate. At some point during our trip Kenn made a statement along the lines of “I prefer chipmunks over squirrels.”

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Of course a statement like that begs the question of why the preference for chipmunks over squirrels.

. Per Kenn, “When a chipmunk makes a decision, it commits; there’s no running into the middle of the road and being overwhelmed by indecision. Nope, the chipmunk just goes for it.” Since then I’ve paid attention on the rare instances a chipmunk crosses the road in front of me. It seems that he is correct. Chipmunks just go for it and race across the road with no hesitation. But, for the record, I yell at chipmunks too – just in case.😉

Are there any other Squirrel Bellowers out there?

4 thoughts on “Chipmunk vs. Squirrel

  1. Over the last 20 years, the squirrel population in SoCal has exploded. They’re all invasive Eastern fox squirrels, too, those kings and queens of indecision. And stupidity. I’ve had them leap for a tree right in front of my dog. And yes, I bellow, “You are an absolute idiot! Take your suicidal self elsewhere! Next time you try that, I’ll let go of the leash and you’ll see Darwin at work!”

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    • LOL! At our last house we had a squirrel feeder in the tree outside the kitchen window. One day I looked out in time to see a squirrel fall out of the tree, pee arcing behind him. I think Darwin must have been at work then too.

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